Mad Life

Yes, a little more and I will definitely be insane.


Here's my mantra for the week:

The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not flunk,
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits.
For my grades' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown;
For Thou art with me.
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness
Thou anointest my head with understanding.
My test runneth over with questions I recognize.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me
All the days of my examinations,
And I shall not have to dwell in this school forever.
Amen.